THIS IS SO RAW
the green screen makes this look like a tim and eric sketch
Songs in the Key of Gold
Stardust Crusaders and their stands.
For the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie I want Chris Pratt to put his weight back on after they saved the galaxy, like Quill just goes on a binge of space pizza and space beer and just have a scene where he drums his tummy like a pair of bongos in response of Rocket giving him a hard time for it and Gamora just gets frustrated because she was engineered to have her whole body to be a weapon and can’t imagine letting herself go.
This is a thing I think would be cute.
Fat tummies are cute you guys.
It opens with another groovy rendition of Come and Get Your Love only this time Chris Pratt has to stop every few seconds to catch his breath before eventually just laying down midway through.